Bigger on the inside
HA HA YOU’RE BLURRY
How Animals Eat Their Food
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
I FUCKING DIED AT KANGAROO
- People who dress better than them
- People with better cars than them
- Being ignored
- Being provoked to jealousy
- Being too cold
- Being too wet
- Being forced to go to church
- Being trapped inside on a sunny day
- Being told to slow down
- Being told they can’t flirt
everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
Sex fort.
i want one
Oklahoma Tornado Survivor Finds Missing Dog Mid-Interview
